Douchebag is 10/10 my favorite insult because asshole dudebros and actual douchebags are actually really similar in a lot of ways if you think about it.
They’re both unnecessary inventions of the patriarchy used to make women think there’s something wrong with them.
And putting either one near your crotch can be dangerous and unpleasant.
Tracks
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
(Source: beware-of-your-enemy)
I just ate a whole thing of cottage cheese oops
A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.
it’s true.
(Source: itsvondell)
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
how to pay bills
- get bill
- ??????????
- i have to pay the?? money
- get th money
- >???? where do i put it
Depression (119/365)
amen.
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
“hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”
